Auctioneer: ladies and gentlemen the first item we are bidding on today is a handsome set of the wingfeather saga! Bidding starts at 5 lifeer. Do I hear 5?
Lili: 5!
Auctioneer : 10, what about a 10?
Three minutes later.
Auctioneer: do I here 4.6 million?
Ellie: Here!
Auctioneer: going once going twice… sold!
Gentle Nickel:(kicks the auctioneer off the stage) anyone want some pocket lint? Bidding starts at 5000 lifeer! Do I hear 5000? Hello?
Auctioneer: (pushes off nickel) Our next bid is this roll of duct tape starting at 1 lifeer!
Seth: 1
Bats: 3!
Wren 274!
Auctioneer: (stares) …
Going once! Going twice! Sold!
Fab: Wren, did you know that someone sold a banana taped to a wall for $6.2 million?
Wren: (smiles then stalks off.)
Gentle Nickel and the auctioneer are fighting over the stage.
Gentle Nickel: who’ll buy this monopoly card?? Baltic avenue! Start at 60!
Actioneer: get off the stage! (Pushes Nickel off the stage again) now. Who will buy this Norse battle ax? We’ll start at 45.
Bean: (charges on stages poking the actioneer off)
Wren:(walks on) who wants this wondrous artwork? The banana duct taped to the wall! we’ll start the bidding at 300!
Mr. Banana: Get me down from here!
Gentle Nickel jumps onto the stage bearing an oversized monopoly car and waving it at wren.
Gentle Nickel: surrender the stage!
Wren:(picks up the discarded Norse battle ax)
(Intense battle sequence) Gentle nickel knocks the ax into the wall Banana is taped to. It lands just over his head.
Wren is kicked off stage, Nickel is trying to sell his oversized monopoly piece, whilst bean is chasing the actioneer, and Banana is reaching for the ax.
The End.
Thats some good pocket lint.
🤣
…. can I have the battle axe?
ASKLJDHAHAH NOOO THE BANANA TAPED TO THE WALL HAD ME DYYYINNNNGGG THAT WAS AMAZING XXXDDDDD
😂oh my goodness