These are some quotes I've taken over the years from my nephew, whom I've helped raise. He is often funny on accident, which leads to a lot of funny dialogue! I'd like to share some with y'all for some laughs!
I will start out with the ones I've illustrated and work back to the ones I haven't but planned to one day.
He's not 3 anymore but lemme tell you the tale behind this Nephewtales. My oldest brother, aka his uncle, owns a Tesla. My nephew is obsessed with all things with wheels, cars especially. One day, my brother visited with his brand new Tesla and offered to Tow (not his real name but I'll call him that as a placer name) a ride. He took that ride in a heartbeat.
Days later after a trip to the chiropractor (because we like having spines) my mom, aka his grandma, asked him how many 3 year olds have ever rode in a Tesla.
Tow was confident to say only one has (which is him).
And that is but a taste of the funny things my nephew has ever said!
(Don't mind the "Blue Jay" watermark. It used to be one of my usernames. SQWAK)
Haha! I can't wait to hear more of his quotes 😁
(Isn't 'SQWAK' spelled squawk??)