I LOVED making these a while back, and I wanted to do some more! Enjoy!! (Some of these could be repeats.)
Janner: Wait, no! We shouldn't go TOWARDS the scary sound!!
Kalmar: Yes we should, we always do that.
Janner: I hate that about us...
Kalmar: You'll be pleased to know that I've come up with a fool-proof way to figure out if someone is evil.
Janner: And that is? Kalmar: If they don't like Leeli, then they're evil.
Janner: ....
Janner: Ok, yeah. That's pretty solid logic.
Leeli: Ok, I've called you all to this meeting because some of us here are having a hard time getting along.
Podo and Artham: We're litterally the only ones here.
Kalmar: The risk I took was calculated, but I've always been bad at math.
Artham: Would someone like to tell me why the courtyard is covered in oranges?
Nia: ...
Arundel: ...
Esben: ORANGE you glad about it??
Artham: ...
Artham: So anyways...
Artham: If anyone were to harm you, I would hunt them down to the ends of the earth.
Esben: And if anyone were to harm you, I would do the same.
Nia: ....
Nia: Will you share your blueberry gooey balls with each other?
Esben and Artham at the same time: NO.
Kalmar: I think I speak for all of us when I say-
Janner: No. You do not.
Janner: What did you do?
Kalmar: First you have to promise not to get mad.
Janner: WHAT. DID. YOU. DO.
Kalmar: Well I was just minding my own business and-
Janner: LIES!!
Kalmar: I WAS!
Kalmar: Are you calling me a liar?
Janner: Well I'm not callin you a truther.
Esben: FOUR MONTHS.
Esben: FOUR MONTHS WASTED!
Arundel: What's he on about?
Artham, smirking: Oh. nothing...
Esben: FOUR MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!!
Arundel: He didn't know it was fake?
Kalmar: If I was kidnapped, what would you do?
Leeli: Rescue you!
Janner: Wait a week until the give you back voluntarily.
Esben: I made tea.
Artham: I don't want tea
Esben: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Artham: Then why are you telling me?
Esben: It's a conversation starter.
Artham: It's a lousy conversation starter.
Esben: Really? Well, we're talking aren't we?
Kalmar: I'm sorry Janner, but this time, I cannot do what you say.
Janner: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS TIME?! WHEN HAVE YOU EVER DONE WHAT I SAY?!
Artham: I'm fine.
Esben: People who are fine don't put salt in their coffee.
Artham: THE CONTAINERS LOOKED SIMILIAR OK?!
Esben: I'm the most responsible out of all of us.
Artham: Yesterday you set the kitchen on fire.
Esben: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE COFFEE?!
Janner: Would you PLEASE not Kalmar this into a worse situation?!
Kalmar: Hang on, did you just use my name as verb?
Corrected Incorrect RP quotes:
Madya: Would you PLEASE not Marina this into a worse situation?
Marina: Hold on did you just use my name as a verb?
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Marina: I’m fine.
Madya: People who are fine DONT put salt in their coffee.
Marina: THE CONTAINERS LOOK THE SAME
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Marina: I’m having second thoughts
Arliya: Did you even have first thoughts?
Madya: Did you even have thoughts???