**Spags is reading a book in a comfy chair Seth eating lunch, Anaya comes storming in*
Anaya:FOUR MONTHS!
Spags: what?
Anaya: THATS HOW LONG YOU HAVE WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!
Spags: wait what?
Anaya: what?
Spags THE PLANTS FAKE?!??!!!
**Seth who knew it was fake bursts out laughing*
Ellie: Where’s Stik and Fab?
Jckaw: Fab teaching Stik how to drive
Ellie: What?! Fab never learned how to drive!!!!
Meanwhile:
Fab: so there’s two pedals sometimes three. Just ignore the left one.
Stik: I don’t think…
Fab:the lines on the road are more of suggestions if anything just like the speed limit.
Stik: are you sur-
Fab: I’m not sure about these buttons**gestures vaguely towards the rest of the controls* ready?
Stik: uhh…
Fab: great. GO GO GO
Stik screaming: floors it
Spags: **singing to some music* O holoré
Kay **under her breath* lay thee low
Ellie **half asleep* Holoél dark in the Deep Rachel **reading a book* Down beneath the earth you go
Anaya **bursting out in full tilt song mode* Go holoré fast to sleep!!
Everyone in the room: O holoré lay thee low!!! Holoél dark in the Deep!
Jckaw: Down beneath the earth you go
Fab loudly: Go holoré fast to sleep
**Bats throws glitter in the air* **Wren and Banana strike a pose*
Non-thwaphouser: **walks by* uhhh what…..
Ellie:What are you doing?
Fab: **digging through a bag of skittles and putting all the yellow ones in a bowl* Wren really likes the yellow skittles so I’m separating them.
Ellie: aww that’s sweet.
Fab: what? No, I plan to eat them in front of her then run.
Wren and Banana building with legos
Seth:what are you doing?
Banana: building a Lego town
Seth can I help?
Wren: legos are for 4-99yr olds YOurE tOO oLd!!!!
Fab: **laughing in the corner*
**bows* thank you
Seth, I love you. Please make more of these.
And if no one wants it, I'll take the fake plant☺️
This guy at the airport was staring at me cuz I was laughing so hard!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
See ya’ll tomorrow!
*Jckaw deciding to have Part 2 of driving lessons with Stik after Fab*
Yeah, so actually Fab has no idea how to drive a car, but don’t worry, I totally do!
So um actually, it can can be tricky using just a tail to drive, but the steering wheel is optional. I usually just use a joystick hotwired to the driving system.
So, I can’t reach the pedals down there cause my feet are too short but it’s no problem! I just like to throw a brick down on the gas pedal when I wanna go! Brakes? Uhhh.. oh, stopping! Yeah, usually I just run headfirst into the nearest tree. I mean, it’s the most efficient way if I do say so myself.
Hmm.. what else is there.. oh yeah! I literally can’t see the road at all, being too short and all haha, but that doesn’t stop me! I usually just feel it out. Sometimes I’ll sit on a stack of books.
And yeah! I think that’s all you need to know!
OLD?!?!?
Crabs a cane*
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I HAD TO GO UPHILL, BOTH WAYS, ONE ONE FOOT! THE OTHER FOOT WAS BUSY WITH THE MONGOLIAN ARMY!!!!
So really, I'm not THAT old... 😅
Seth can play with my Legos I have a bunch 👍
also I love these
asdjkhahahhaahahhahahas these are SO GREAT I LOVE THEM!!! but lol to be clear, that plant couldn't have fooled me for more that a week-- thats as long as real plants last under my care. like seriously, if it wasn't dead by then it either cursed or fake but other than that YESSSS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THE LAST ONE!!!!!
The seond and third were marvel memes you rebranded! I always wondered why lego boxes had that as an age limit. now I know.
Great. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the weak.
I don't think it would take me four months to notice if a plant was fake. They don't smell the same.
you ever watch that episode of Duck Dynasty where Si tries to teach Willie's daughter how to drive? same vibes
I read that and some of the people behind me started singing a Christmas song. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
can I keep the yellow sweet tarts?
Hey! He still looks under 99! (and under 20)
I'm ALSO a self-taught pilot
👍
Landing gear is for newbies
smirks